thejourneytonirvana:

gorilla-manor:

still in my top 5 favourite videos on the internet. 

ITS BACK THIS IS MY FAVE

3 hours ago · July 26, 2014 · 387,944 notes
3 hours ago · July 26, 2014 · 65,089 notes

me: I’m gonna go to sleep now!
me: [thinks about all the things I’m doing wrong in life]

3 hours ago · July 26, 2014 ·

mikefalzone:

myramylove:

I don’t think I can do any of these.

I’m gonna have so many abs

4 hours ago · July 25, 2014 · 160,923 notes
#ref
5 hours ago · July 25, 2014 · 3,465 notes

meanplastic:

me playing Kim Kardashian: Hollywood

6 hours ago · July 25, 2014 · 126,320 notes

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

bloodwort:

frusturbation:

janefondle:

xpsycho:

eatimitationcrab:

setbabiesonfire:

Sgt. Thomas McVicar of the Jersey City Police Department shot 22 year old Kwadir Felton, leaving him blind, after Kwadir pulled a gun on him, he claims. Kwadir Felton denied the accusation, stating that he doesn’t even carry guns.

"I don’t understand!" Felton yelled at a police officer before his mother was removed from the courtroom. "You didn’t have to shoot me in the head for no reason! You trying to charge me with something I didn’t do!"

Sign the Change.org petition and get this story out there.

SIGN THE PETITION. Still at least 1,000 signatures needed. SIGNAL BOOST THIS or i will judge you.

This post has 140k notes, yet the change.org petition only has 44k. Sign the damn petition! 

This broke my fucking heart.

hey this needs about 16k more signatures

SIGNAL BOOST

6 hours ago · July 25, 2014 · 173,909 notes
6 hours ago · July 25, 2014 · 171 notes

evmlove:

damecatoe:

"By far, one of the best scenes in the book is where Kaling writes about the photo shoot she and Office co-star Ellie Kemper did for People’s Most Beautiful issue. When the stylist brought a trailer full of size zero gowns, Kaling found herself crying in the children’s bathroom of the public school where the photo shoot was happening. In the bathroom stall, she discovered a smear of what looked like excrement and a child’s graffiti: “This school is bulls–t!” which made her a) laugh and b) demand that the stylist alter one of the gowns to fit her. In the end photo, she’s smiling in a gorgeous fuchsia dress that the stylist had to rip down the back and alter with canvas. Looking at beautiful Kaling, though, you’d never know. It’s a sweet moment of chubby girl victory.” (via afterellen)

This is the story that truly made her my hero.

6 hours ago · July 25, 2014 · 858 notes

thenorsebros:

if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next

7 hours ago · July 25, 2014 · 48,256 notes