parks and rec: a summary
- everyone: andy no
- april: andy yes
I love how both the first and last covers have curtains on them. Like the opening and closing of a play.
FILE THIS UNDER “JOKES I DID NOT GET WHEN I SAW THE MOVIE AS A CHILD”.
- society: omigod ur so fat its so unhealthy go home an d cry u fat fucking heiffer cows
- fat girls: k whatever
- nicki minaj: fuck those skinny bitches in the club
- skinny girls: OH MY GOD I AM SO FUCKING OFFENDED HOW DARE YOU I HAVE A HIGH METABOLISM I CAN'T HELP IT
Why do you want to be a comedian?
the free stool with a glass of water on it
- me: i have no classes with anybody i know
- my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
- me: no
does anyone remember the movie where the teenage boy was actually a mermaid or did i hallucinate it
I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS OH MY GOD
Your Body Is Beautiful And You Are A G o d d e s s
i absolutely adore this but aren’t skinny girls in there? some girls have a high metabolism and they stay relly skinny even if they eat a ton. are they not beautiful?